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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Being Pete Edochie


“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby




Have you ever heard Pete Edochie's voice? The rich baritone and emphatic demeanor he has while saying his lines is so amazing that it's like a trademark. The USA has Morgan Freeman but we have Pete Edochie.


We've collected a few lines submitted in social media to give you a feel of the Pete Edochie Experience. Read them all in his voice. Who knew wisdom could be so hilarious...




No matter how much you massage the banana, it will never become plantain.



A man that goes up a tree to see if the mango is ripe, and comes back down to throw stones at it to pluck it, is destined for failure.


No matter how kind a man is; he will never give his wife as a gift to his friends.