Beauty...and the beast.....

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

As much as I would have loved to write up a kolanut article on this i.e.  'Beauty in a kolanut' I think I'll leave it just as a simple article and give the extrapolation which I have on this only.

I'm sure most people no longer believe that beauty these days is that of the biggest butt or chest or curviest body, or the prettiest face even. Most of that is thankfully dye to the influence of the social media, thought leaders, new age thinkers, internet and yes, even the mass media as well. 

Considering the damage that the latter two have done to promote such an image it's good that they've finally tried to redeem themselves - in a way. The gross majority of those latter two still promotes and propagates that image of beauty which they sell advertise in their monetizing bids to prey on the fantasies of the public. The men who love, as well as encourage, that image of gratifying beauty and the women who are forced to believe that "Beauty" is all about "Sex Appeal" .

How to finish a Nigerian...

So....I'm sure many of you might not have known this - but we Nigerians (If you're Nigerian shaa) are being hunted.

Yes. Hunted.

Much like our own bushmeat.

Love is a Kolanut

Original by www.therealjamike.blogspot.com

Valentines day is coming fast and many people are asking the same question they do this period of the year.

"What is Love?"

Well. It's simple. Love is sex and kolanuts.

Yes. Once again. The kolanut saga lives on. I'm making a short article for once. Like really short. I know some people will be excessively happy today.

#Yay

Obviously being a very short article I will not go go too deep. Just taking an article swim through the shallow end of the ocean of love. I honestly hope you get that metaphor. Please comment below if you didn't so I know to avoid trying to be too creative all the time 😊.

Thank you.

So.

Love is sex. Let me explain.

The Stony Heart

The Stony Heart

The rumors and whispers are at it again

They tell of a heart turned icy within

With veins of marble, and walls of stone

Interior muscle - the colour of bone

But what could have turned such an affectionate heart,

To a mettle of flesh, so stone cold dark?

Weekly 10 - Picture Jokes

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How To Chat - In a Kolanut

[5min Read]

Yes, "In a kolanut". Were you expecting "In a nutshell" ? Well I have news for you 'reader' - This is Nigeria. If - of course, you're reading this from another country, well sorry but this post was still written on this) It will however still help if you really want it to.....

So anyway. Have you ever talked online to someone who seemed as if they were just BORN to annoy the entire internet out of you? Or have you been told you're the most annoying person to chat with in the history of instant messaging?

Well  fear not!! You are not alone. We've got 10 simple tips on 'How to Chat' in this post. Just for you......or them, whoever needs it most really.  Many have faced this kind of situation a lot of times, some, more than others.

Legends of The Birthday Boy.....

Please take a minute or two to watch this short video excerpt on my birthday about a lil something I want to tell you.... :)