Radiation Smadiation

So there's a Solar Eclipse happening by 7am tomorrow morning apparently, and people have already begun - as usual, to distribute bc's with false and deceptive information.

The eclipse happening tomorrow will not be a total one, so you may or may not need shades for it.

However, it is indeed false information that you should be afraid of radiation coming from the sun to debilitate you.

Engligbo

Ha. Igbo Kwenu!!

"ENGLIGBO"

I'm not sure how many of you dear readers are familiar with this popular bridged term. I first heard it  in secondary school from a teacher, reprimanding my "generation" for watering down the purity of the igbo language with blobs of English words bubbling around between our igbo sentences.

"A nyerem ya yesterday"

Things to Avoid doing in the New Year: The Top Ten Lies People Tell

This is a compilation of the top ten lies people tell, collated from various sources and after multiple processes of investigation and research. (If you check carefully enough, you'll see that that's a lie too :P. I just collected them based on personal views and opinions, no research done.....or was there? )

This article however is actually an original typed piece. Please don't copy this :|. Just refer it :D Have fun though....


1. I Don't Lie
I'm sure you've said this one once or twice in your life, you may even be among the few of us that say it a LOT even, but seriously though? "No more paradoxicals" is the way to go for his new year.




2. I'll Be Done In..... Minutes

So many people say this that it's become ridiculously overplayed and overused. Anyone saying this knows it's a lie, and anyone hearing it ALSO knows that it's a lie. Funny thing? It's almost always never meant to be a lie. We just usually tend to either overestimate our abilities or underestimate the circumstanced delaying us. I's not so much of a lie - than it is an "erroneous statement".


3. I'm Fine

People say this one a lot. To avoid complicating  a discussion, or to avoid starting one with someone you're not interested in talking to at that moment, or other reasons here and there that seemingly justify the lie in their minds, even though it's subconsciously let out, but really - It's not justifiable, only excusable. There's a difference.

11 Awkward Moments

So I'm hearing that my blog posts are a lil long for most people shaa. I've heard oo. But I won't make any promises I can assure you that not all the posts are going to be long. Just the ones on deep thoughts ;)

So here I've compiled a list of awkward moments that have happened to me as I recorded and remembered them. Now all of them actually happened. But not all of them happened to me. Only 4 of them did not happen to me. My friends however....

# That awkward moment that you tell someone "welcome" when you're visiting them

# That awkward moment when you wave at someone you...