"SRC SCAMMED ABUAD STUDENTS"

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On Friday, March 2nd, 2018 Abuad SRC(student representative council) showed a pirated version of the black panther movie at their in-school movie event. The graphics were very poor, it was cinema dub even; and the movie had Chinese subtitles. I guess those of us who took that Chinese AFE class seriously were the happiest.

October Rush (Part One - Him)

Him:

I had just come back to this academic prison yard yesterday. I would have loved to resume late, but then I would miss out on all the fresh meat in the school.

I couldn't trust the other boys in school to maintain themselves for long. It was hunting season - it was every lion for himself.

October Rush (Part One - Her)

DAY ONE:

Her:

It was the second day of resumption of the old students. They came like in an army triumphant.

Making noise everywhere

 

I should have known the first day he walked up to me that he was trouble. He came looking all fly, saying hi with a face like this:

12 Things on Having Nigerian Parents

1. We all know this one for sure; relaxing somewhere at home and you hear your name being called, and walahi, when you go to answer, all you have to do is get the remote, key, phone or something just by their side.

5 inches away oo...

2. When we ask our parents if we can go visit a friend. "Go where?"... "Go and read your book".

Funny how the parents of those friends tell them the same thing.

BREAK (Temporarily Unable To Dispense Love)

Every system, mechanical or electrical, is designed to require breaks. When a system is being worked out, when it looks like the system is being overused, when there's overheating, when it begins to show signs of malfunctioning - then a break is needed.

I'm sure you must’ve gotten one of those messages from your bank stating that “the online banking system is down and going through a routine check”. At such times, it might not be convenient for the users, but its expedient it happens so that a more terrible thing doesn’t occur. When using a computer system, we would say it’s getting hot and let it rest for a while. A vehicle driving for so long deserves some form of rest after getting on with one long distance journey, or the other, from one place to another.

My Heart Has A Fever

My Heart Has A Fever 

By The Anonymous Me

My heart has a fever. And it seems you're the infection. You've infected my mind and now there's a toxin addiction

Emotionopathy - Grade 3; a traumatic emergency. See..... I'm trying to be free of you; but there's new complications.

I've got my heart inflammed and my love set on fire. There's a whole new classification and it's named after you.

10 Real Things About Nigerian Guys

1. We can actually get hurt... real bad...

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2. All we want is a little more time....

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Weekly 10 - Picture Jokes

Karma's A B****

By The Timi Raji

I speak as someone with some experience on naming dogs. I mean, If I had a female dog, I'd name her Karma.

Female dog= Bitch.
Hence, Karma is a bitch.  ​​(can you feel my halo?  )

People, not everything is a sexual innuendo! (If you own a Bible, read Titus 1:15 now)

Weekly 10 - Funny Pictures

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”  ― Woody Allen



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5 Things On Nigeria: The Good, the Bad and the gosh darn ugly.... (Part 1)

SO some of you outside might be wondering what you'll find if you ever come here to Nigeria, and some of you in here are actually wondering the truth of what there is to find in this country, There's a lot that each of us don't know, so I'm going to be making a regular post once in every long while to update and enlighten everyone on the Nigeria you know and the Nigeria you don't know....

The Good Things you should be aware of:

1. The food

The food in Nigeria is so amazing you could just stay there for ages eating it till your belly gives out. Not literally of course, but it sounds cool that way right? :D






2. The Clothes

The clothes in Nigeria are unique, stylish and top notch in the fashion world, celebrities from all over the world are even wearing the Nigerian Ankara, eg Beyonce

Weekly 10 - Jokes of the ages present....

Please don't even try to  read these jokes if you aren't at least 15 or 16 years old. HUMAN years only please....

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Weekly 10 - Funny pics

Ok everyone, every one or two weeks I'll be publishing a weekly publication of various things For this week I'll make it about funny pictures.

Also, to encourage the readers in checking out the posts on here and to reward those who have been coming on, I'll also post pins for network credit for three of the major networks in Nigeria at least; MTN, Glo and Airtel. You'll have to search for these of course, and I'll only put the pins in the latest 5 or 6 posts to make it easy for you to find them and not stress, so get ready.... I won't tell you when I post them, but it'll either be on Thursdays or on Fridays.

Have fun and enjoy some of the pictures collected this week ;)