Beauty and the Beast - 3

“People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including ourselves.” **

- Salma Hayek

Ok. So far I've been writing on 'beauty' 'beauty', 'beauty'. This time I'm writing on the "Beast".

You know what I mean. The secret thoughts you have that you won't admit to having or tell anyone. When you go examine members of the opposite sex (I'm not going to promote any homo iss - No). What's the stuff you really** look at?

Most of us would claim - their eyes, their heart, their minds, their virtue and morals. Few of us however actually mean that. That's the truth. As we're there claiming we want 'inner beauty' one eye is roving over the back of the girl walking by, or for the ladies - one eye is slowly examining each dividing line of the rock-hard abs sported by either the shirtless gym trainer or the nearby course rep undergoing an ECG test.

You know what I'm taking about. :|

April Superstars

Here are some of the April Superstars we’re celebrating on the blog for the month. No phone numbers will be pasted for the preservation of privacy, but click on the link and see juicy details lie you’ve never seen before. If you don’t see your name or your friends’ name among the April Superstars, no problem, just comment below and tell us or send a whatsapp message to J to effectuate the change.

How NOT to chat...

[5min Read]

I know you guys have read the article on "How to Chat" that was published on the blog sometime ago. I would have hoped that the chatting skills of most people would have drastically improved by then, but alas, my hopes were dashed by the generation that i have the fortune to be included in. There are some things that you would have hoped common sense would solve.....but it seems that common sense in actuality, is not so common.

Read on to find out the most ridiculous things to NOT do, but yet you still do anyway while you chatting.

The First Time I Fell in Love

"Love is blind, because Mother started loving me - before she saw my face"

The first time I fell in love
By Jamike Ekennia-Ebeh
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The first time I fell in love; I couldn't understand it.
I was then so young and felt life was a gambit
But to me it didn't matter, this was love at first sight
It was a love that felt, even, righter than right
So I gazed at love.... and love gazed back
See.....the first time I fell? I fell right on track

'High' Society

The other day I was going up to my room in the morning and I passed by two 100 level boys who were discussing how to increase the amount of business they could give and get for cocaine. "If you want to sell Crack you have to ask him to extend the period....." and blah blah blah. I didn't hear the rest. Didn't want to because;

1. I was on a schedule and had things I wanted to do.

2. It actually really did NOT concern me.
3. Hearing this kind of stufff is the kind if thing that gets you involved in annoying unfair situations.

There's a guy I know in 200 level. Don't know his department or his name - if I did I still wouldn't tell you :P . He used to be healthy and full of life - to an extent at least, when he had started out in 100 level. As of recent since he entered 200 level he has gone ragged.

The fault in your stars

The fault in your stars

By Damilola Adewolu

Almost everyone is interested in music nowadays. A huge problem is the kind of music that is out there, most of it is very disturbing and brings a lot to mind. I will take the lyrics of just one popular song pumped  through cylindrical tubes into the mental faculties of a lot of young people today and help you see the fault in that which you appraise as the best and all time favourite song.

We will look at a rap song heavily influenced by deep bass beats carefully orchestrated In a pattern to leave the head of the passive  minded swaying from side to side. Yeah the new banger "love with the coco".

Mature Nonsense - Lyrics

 

I've decided to attack some nonsense in our society with my blog. Todays' article deals with the ridiculousness of some of the most silly song lyrics to ever run over my ear.

Iyanya - "from the couch to the bed, from the bed to the bedroom"

"She carry front, she carry back;she too package.. I can't leave her. Is one of the reason I can't leave... Am loving Uuuu eeh "

D'prince - "Take banana till you go yo"