Saturday, January 27, 2018

Shoot Your Shot - The Ebi Ashidi Version



Ebi Ashidi

Happy new year… been a while I guess…

If you are active on social media, especially twitter, you would be used to the 'shoot your shot' ideology that came in a few years back, and has gradually gained popularity among young people everywhwere - just like every fad on the planet (And the social media frenzy old people as well) what does it mean to shoot your shot?

The Urban Dictionary (yes, we have a thing like that) defines it as, 'to let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in’ or ‘take a chance, no matter if you fail or not’.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Open doors



SOME DOORS ARE NOT YOURS

"I was putting in some fuel in the generator at home. Some flies kept hovering over the source of light I had with me.

Just as I finished putting in fuel and I wanted to cover the tank - one of the flies flew directly into the tank.

Well! I simply covered it.
As I turned away, the Holy Spirit whispered to me,

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Bank statements - Post 1



Hi @bankstatements,

It all starts with a girl who fell in love with a guy; she is chubby, with a quite different personality, doesn't eat junk food, eats good food to the extent that her friends tell her to watch her weight. Now like in the American movies, she believes that since she's chubby, no guy would  like her or fall in love with her. In fact, she doesn't dress to kill because her thoughts remain the same that a guy can't approach her.

One day, she met a guy on a group chat through her best friend.

MARVEL GAINED AFRICAN PUBLICITY IN THEIR UPCOMING MOVIE “THE AVENGERS”



Nollywood star Funke Akindele popularly known as Jenifa was falsefully starred as one of the Dora Mileje’s guards in the Avenger movie. Akindele’s name was published on a website, IMDB, the movie database website owned by Amazon.
                             
The film is an American superhero film based on marvel comics superhero team “The Avengers”. It is the most anticipated movie in 2018 according to IMDB. The 1st trailer for the movie became the most-viewed trailer debut ever, with over 230 million views in its first 24 hours.

Monday, January 15, 2018

The 11 scams of Nigerian Men



So after our wildly popular article, "11 scams that 9ja women will tell you", we decided to follow up in this era of gender equality with the scams by our not-so-local men. Have fun and don;t forget to share your laughter with others.


Some of the most popular wonderful scams include;



1. I told my mom about you...
Oh!! Are you the Funke I'm always hearing of?
.... what? ...Your name is Seun?

Sunday, January 14, 2018

The Curious Case of the Nigerian Presidency.

Today, we’re talking a bit of home-based politics.

I can’t promise a truckload of fun or butterflies as you read through, but come on, what happened to being patriotic?

Time to wrap ourselves with the Green and white fabric.


Friday, January 12, 2018

Into Darkness



The Taxi driver showed me a big black welt on his neck.

It ran around his neck.
Blueish black.
Swollen.

He told me that in October he had gone to a real estate agency on Allen Avenue to pay for six plots of land in Lekki EPZ zone.

Twenty four million plus naira inclusive of all charges.

Monday, January 8, 2018

11 scams that 9ja women will tell you

I'm still pure...

It's 2018. The year of everything. Including great scams, now if your at least 2 decades old, then I'm sure you might have heard one or two of the following scams - if not all of them even.

Follow our list and tell us if we got it right, or if we missed any of your favourite regular scams😁😂


1. He's just a friend, there's nothing between us.
But I saw you locking tongues like french
citizens last week Friday.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Spotlight 7 - Gideon's Photography




Recently, I was privileged to meet a rare gem bubbling with creativity and talent. Mr Gideon Ikwunze, a technically self-employed young Nigerian who discovered his passion for photography and graphics design early enough in life, storms TRJ today with his extraordinary effect.

Gideon is currently focused  on photo editing and manipulation for the time being.  He picks up raw photos from direct sources (photographers) and magically transforms them to suit the taste of the owners.


Monday, January 1, 2018

A Friend Indeed



I can't tell you how many posts and statuses I've seen of people threatening to cut off undeserving friends, talking about how much they don't need anyone else, or how little you matter to their life.

Now as the year is ending, these posts are intensifying. "All my haters should stay in 2017", "If you know you don't like me, delete my contact" and all sorts of things.

Now, don't get me wrong; I'm all up for staying in a good crowd, with good friends that are truly good for your wellbeing. But I've noticed the trends these days in our generation are centered and popularized around selfishness and building walls.