“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby
Have you ever heard Pete Edochie's voice? The rich baritone and emphatic demeanor he has while saying his lines is so amazing that it's like a trademark. The USA has Morgan Freeman but we have Pete Edochie.
We've collected a few lines submitted in social media to give you a feel of the Pete Edochie Experience. Read them all in his voice. Who knew wisdom could be so hilarious...
No matter how much you massage the banana, it will never become plantain.
A man that goes up a tree to see if the mango is ripe, and comes back down to throw stones at it to pluck it, is destined for failure.
No matter how kind a man is; he will never give his wife as a gift to his friends.
Having a lady as a friend is just like having chicken as a pet - for you will surely eat it one day.
The legs that wander around are seen by the EYES that wander around....
The legs that wander around are seen by the EYES that wander around....
Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
Drinking garri doesn’t mean you are poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking it - is poverty.
He who thinks the soup is too much for the eba, cannot handle greatness.
A lizard in Nigeria cannot become a crocodile in America...
The antelope that has no spiritual power does not step on the tigers tail.
By the time the fool has learnt the game... the players have dispersed....
The antelope that has no spiritual power does not step on the tigers tail.
By the time the fool has learnt the game... the players have dispersed....
Even if no-one congratulates an Agama lizard for climbing a great palm tree of a large height - it will nod and congratulate itself.
A cow that is in a hurry to go to America will eventually come to Nigeria as corned-beef.
A cow that is in a hurry to go to America will eventually come to Nigeria as corned-beef.
When the house rat starts calling itself bushmeat just because it is getting fat - it has started passing it's boundary.
You must understand, that the wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil yam.
The plantain that refuses to ripen because it does not want to be fried as dodo, will be used for plantain chips.
The candle cannot flex when the fluorescent is talking.
However much the buttocks are in a hurry... they shall always remain behind.
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Feel free to add any funny proverbs in the comments section... ;)
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Did you like this article? You can read awesome others like...
1. Testimony ONE
2. Natures' Treasures
3. The Jamb Experience
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Did you like this article? You can read awesome others like...
1. Testimony ONE
2. Natures' Treasures
3. The Jamb Experience
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