There's a chance this will be a key rivalry of the new era. |
Football, a sport we have come to passionately fall in love
with and which is notorious for constantly re-inventing itself has done it
again!
While the obvious re-invention has to be the introduction of
VAR and its ever-abiding controversies, there’s a particular process the game
is currently undergoing, subtle yet pretty obvious that should have our
attention.
The Video Assisyant Referee (VAR) is arguably the most recent re-invention of the game. It is however not without its controversies |
There’s a systematic change of touchline guard going on and
its execution has been sleek so far.
The baby boomers (a group of people born between 1946-1964)
are calling it a day in their numbers. Our grey-haired touchline Commanding
Officers are getting phased out big time willingly or otherwise. No wonder the
last of them, the one you love to hate and hate to love, Jose Mourinho simply
can’t get himself a job.
Jupp "Mr Bundesliga" Heynckes, a serial silverware collector, like Sir Alex Ferguson, walked off the stage when the ovation was loud. |
Some walked away willingly. When the ovation was loud as
with Sir Alex Ferguson, Jupp Heynckes and Vincente Del Bosque, or rather
unceremoniously like Louis Van Gaal and Fabio Capello.
Louis Van Gaal, unceremoniously fired by Man United only a few days after delivering the FA Cup (a turn of events he's still bitter about). He has since not mounted the managerial horse. |
There are those who have been banished to foreign lands like
Luis Felipe Scolari and Marcelo Lippi. (FYI, if you’re managing a club outside
Europe, that’s foreign land by definition good sir, it’s foreign land). Some
have joined the mixed crowd called punditry (which rather accurately sounds
like purgatory).
71 year Old World Cup winner, Marcelo Lippi together with his popular cigars now manages the Peopele's Republic of China. What is "Banished to Foreign lands" again in Mandarin? |
There are those still on their jobs in top clubs: The
outliers. Faith Terim, Carlo Ancelotti, Ernesto Valverde, Maurizio Sarri settle
in this category. A company Jose Mourinho desperately relishes for a last
hurrah at the top.
At 66 and still very much active in manageial work, Faith Terim is an outlier of the baby boomers. Known for oscillating rather successfully between Galatasaray and the Turkish National Team. |
Then there’s the final group. A group not out of fashion
because they possess an unusual skill set. A skill set that in layman’s term is
interpreted roughly as; an ability to “Unscrew the screw up”.
A skill that is an exotic bird in these woods and usually in
high demand starting in the mid-season when suspect teams begin manifesting
poor form in full force and subsequently begin to flirt with relegation. Like
you call the firefighters in case of a conflagration, with the threat of
relegation looming, you bring in football’s Navy Seals.
The “The Unscrew team” is led by our personal favorite Big
Sam Allardyce, Fez Cap-wearing Tony Pulis and Mark Hughes. They are the Red
Addair specialists. They will be offended if you called them for the job of a
team doing well. They only respond when everything seems to be heading
downright to hell.
My guess is, their phones are programmed to answer first
with the legendary words; “How bad is it?”
.
"Hola, Big Sam here. How bad is it? A relegation knife fight? Say no more. Send a jet or a canoe or a scooter, whatever man, get me to the touchline asap!" |
These particular baby boomers may be in the business for a
while.
I’m in my 20s and I’m honoured to have grown up watching
football and developing a passion for it during the days of these brilliant
managers in their entirety.
Not that the columnist forgot him but I had not the
slightest clue how on earth to categorize Scottish good man and everyone’s
favorite Brother-in-Law, David Moyes.
But while we salute these men who made the touchlines
lively, we must get excited by the new fingerlings. The new guys in suit on
matchday.
Jose Mourinho, a man who offers tactical wizardry neatly wrapped between layers of personal controversies has openly campaigned for a top job. He fancies another shot at glory. |
Most of them cut their teeth in the skills lab of the baby
boomers both as players and managerial apprentices. These new guys all played
well into the turn of the millennium.
"Most of them cut their teeth in the skills lab of the baby boomers both as players and managerial apprentices." (L-R; Sir Alex Ferguson and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer) |
Amongst them of course are the already big time winners in
Europe. The likes of Pep Guardiola (who notoriously outfoxed the old Scottish
fox and godfather of the older era, Sir Alex Ferguson on the biggest European
night not once but twice), Luis Enrique, Zinedine Zidane and Jurgen Klopp.
Honorable mention is Mauricio Pochettino who was Jurgen
Klopp’s opponent on the night the German etched his name in history as a
European Giant.
One of the brightest lights in the current shoal who is yet to add a silverware to his name. |
Diego Simeone, Antonio Conte, Niko Kovac, Philipe Cocu and
Unai Emery have done real nicely for themselves with numerous trophies between
them to show for it.
There are those whose introduction to the touchline business
was in fact, an intense baptism of fire, one that threatened to have them regret
the choice of career. Their foray into the touchline side of the game turned
out to be near unmitigated disasters.
Speak of Paul Scholes’ 31 odd day managerial career as
Oldham Athletic’s boss with a meagre 1 win in 7 or his former teammates, Gary
Neville’s barely 4-month spell in Spain with Valencia with 3 wins in 16 games
and notoriously no clean sheet.
Thierry Henry didn’t have it nice either with 11 defeats in
20 games while in charge of AS Monaco, of course he got the boot 4 months after
he was appointed.
A lethal Striker and a widely sought after pundit does not a successful manager make. No one knows that better than Thierry. 11 defeats in 20 games was quite embarrassing. |
Some have indeed not found themselves on the winners’ podium
but have not had it bad in anyway. Some in the National Team set up like Gareth
Southgate, Ryan Giggs, Phil Neville with the England Female Team and of course
those in the club set up like Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Steven Gerrard, Eddie Howe
and believe it or not, Frank “Super Frankie” Lampard.
Phil Neville doing the Lord's work with the English Women National Team. As a thumbs up to his job so far, he's been appointed to be in charge of Great Britain's Olympic Female Football side. |
Pay attention, football is changing. It’s rules, pace and as
we can now agree, staff. The change is global. Our golden oldies can have their
rest now.
Some played very well into the turn of the millennium. |
As for Jose Mourinho, as a huge fan of the Portuguese top
tactician, I wish him all the best in the quest to sit atop the world of
managerial football again but it’s no surprise no big team is looking in his
direction. He probably was certain as many of us almost were that Real Madrid
would have no choice but him after the disastrous double header with Julen Lopetegui
first and Santiago Solari subsequently.
The Bernabeu powers that be as we’d later find out did turn
to another one of their former managers and it wasn’t poor old Jose. It was
Zinedine Zidane, a new era monster with a hattrick of European titles as Real
Madrid manager for a resume that was favoured by the Spanish giants.
Three Consecutive Champions League wins make for a very formidable CV. He was re-employed ahead of Jose Mourinho |
Inter Milan, another destination Jose would have loved,
turned instead to the younger Antonio Conte.
Inter Milan's Upper Echelon decided to hand Conte the managerial position. Rumours abound Jose Mourinho (himself a successful and largely popular former manager of the team was in consideration too) |
In any case, I am and I think you should be glad to be part
of this exciting new era.
Exciting times!
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