Footballers
and their managers don’t exactly top the charts in terms of IQ's. Some of them
even say things that tempts you to believe the myth that their excessive nodding
of the ball may actually dislodge the smart guy upstairs to be stuck up their
backsides. So as Ol’ Eric Idle always said: “Look on the bright side of…” well…football this time. My responses
are in parenthesis. Grab a chuckle!
"They're the second best team in the world,
and there's no higher praise than that." – KEVIN KEEGAN
Olumide: (“in Ted Mosby’s voice” Kids,
you see why Kevin never became a Champion throughout his managerial career? He
just doesn’t believe there is such a thing as First position)