Slaughter

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Adeyalo Kolawole
IG: @adeyalo

 I'll take the liver

You'll take the kidney and breasts.

Tolani has always liked the goitre,

Payback - a flash fiction

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PAYBACK 

 A Flash Fiction By Alex Kadiri

@alexwrites

I pointed papa’s rusty gun at the muscular thug who’d rape me the week before. 

Getting locked up didn’t scare me.

 I simply had to end his life.

Paul And Silas - A Flash Fiction

                           
                                                           PAUL AND SILAS

 

 A Flash Fiction by Alex Kadiri

@alexwrites

 

 “kpam-kpam”

“who’s it?”

“open! It’s the police”

Ten things to never do in Nigeria

This is a short list describing several (actually just 10 :P ) things you should probably never try doing in good ol' Naija. Not just for your sake, or ours too. We have a reputation you know.... :| A good one..... i mean.

1. Buy ****D Shawarma:
Honestly? There are some shawarmas that exist in this world that if you had eaten or tried them first, your love for shawarmas would be sorely inexistent, This type happens to be one of the traitors to that tasty shawarmas name. I have recently changed the name of the institution which offers this shawarma. Those of you who know me will know it all shaa....


2. Buy a pink jeep
DO I even really have to expatiate? On a normal day sef....why would you?! But why.... :(

3. Laugh at a native doctors relatives. (Unless of course if you're a very strong Christian. But then if you were why exactly would you be laughing at a native doctors familia? )