When Love is a competition

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When Girls Ask For Credit....

Ever met a cute, nice looking girl and start talking to her? She seems mostly uninterested, or maybe she's friendly. You think to yourself;  You're on your way to making a new friend, and then BAM!!!

She asks you to send her credit to buy 5gb data plan. Like magic. You, that barely has enough to buy credit to call your own blood sister.

It's sad how a lot of girls these days are just learning ways to exploit guys interest the wrong way. A friend of mine was happily telling us the other day, (when i was in 100 level) how his sister regularly collects credit from the boys who keep calling/contacting her. Something I could NEVER encourage my own sister, or even daughter, to begin, let alone praise her for it. You might not like these things I'm saying at all, but the truth of the matter is - we boys aren't piggy banks and you girls aren't sex toys.

Love is a Kolanut

Original by www.therealjamike.blogspot.com

Valentines day is coming fast and many people are asking the same question they do this period of the year.

"What is Love?"

Well. It's simple. Love is sex and kolanuts.

Yes. Once again. The kolanut saga lives on. I'm making a short article for once. Like really short. I know some people will be excessively happy today.

#Yay

Obviously being a very short article I will not go go too deep. Just taking an article swim through the shallow end of the ocean of love. I honestly hope you get that metaphor. Please comment below if you didn't so I know to avoid trying to be too creative all the time 😊.

Thank you.

So.

Love is sex. Let me explain.