10 people with "Dem Dey Rush Us" status

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"Come Back", we need you!!

You know how we've been hearing about beauty queens, fine boys and social media fakers shouting up and down about who is rushing them?

Well you know we do things different at TRJ, so we're giving you ten unconventional types of people, "wey we dey actually rush pass"


1. Course reps

What is it? How can I help you? Can't you see I'm busy?

You know when assignments need to be submitted, or attendance needs to be marked, the rushing is like a waterfall. And they know it. People can't play again.



2. Bus drivers

Thas' right, hehehe.... enter my kingdom.

They will just chill and whisper the name of the area, and people will trample over themselves to enter the bus of glory. They know it's homecoming time.



3. Lecturers collecting exam scripts

Bring it, bring it...

They'll just be walking at their own pace, smiling with satisfaction, as the school jungle runs after them - papers in hand, with eyes red, and legs on fire.



4. Quality Mama Put's

This is *chew chew* actually really good *chew chew*

Forget who you are, and what you're wearing. Some quality places make food better than fastfoods, and cheap enough to make you temporarily feel like dollars don't matter at all.


5. People owing money

...Are they gone?

The moment you see them? It's marathon time. Usain bolt mode is activated. Go ahead and tell me it's not true.



6. Tailors during Christmas season

Bring all your clothes, people. I will finish them all. Oga trust me, I no dey lie.

The worst part is anytime you go there, you will always see them working o. They'll be cutting something, or sewing something, looking like they have been working hard their entire lives, to help you slay by force.



7. Females during university parties

Hey baby what's your name? Ya got a boyfriend? Lemme get your number fine girl.

It's because you girls don't come out. I've seen a girl surrounded by four guys. Front, back, left, right. They just need something soft.



8. Female freshers during October rush.

Dele. I have seen my next target. She has the booty of all our destinies.

Ha ha. You will not escape 😂. We are waiting. (Not me though, cuz I'm in med campus)



9. MMM, that year.

*Sigh* ...And my village people even told me not to do. I thought they were just being enemies of progress.

Mavro! Mavro! There were two sets of rushing people. Those who heard of the success and looked for people to join under them. Then those who heard of the crash and struggled to try and withdraw their money.



10. People with the latest popular movies.

Settle down! Settle down! You will all get a taste of my glory.

Game of Thrones. Avengers: Infinity War. Jamike Wick: Part 2. People will travel across towns for movies. Knock on your door by 2am for movies. Steal your laptop, forgetting they don't know your password, just for movies.

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