Monday, September 18, 2017

15 things when you have a younger brother.


Do you have a younger brother or two hanging around the house or country somewhere? Well, some of us at TRJ do too, and we want to touch back at all those things that make us love them (well, most of the time). Here we go...


1. He will always be touching your things.
Nothing is safe. No toy. No game. No clothes. No phone.

2.  He will get you in trouble so many times with your parents, you'll stop involving him in anything you're doing for a while - as punishment



3. You must prepare for every girl you ever meet in your life telling you that your younger brother looks cuter than you.
Ok. Thank you. It's enough.


4. You will positively annoy him in every way possible - just because you are older. Even if it's not on purpose, and even if you don't know you're doing it.
Sometimes it's fun too.



5. He and you will do all sorts of mischief and go through all your father's stuff. All his tools. All his jewelry. All his tv remotes.
Sorry daddy. The gadgets are just too cool.


6. Everybody will forget you for a while and give him all the love and attention you yearn sometimes. Especially when he achieves anything at all.
What about meeee?!!


7. He'll eat all the nice food you want to eat. All the chicken and ice cream that your parents leave behind.
Don't they know I like nice things too?


8. You'll desperately wait in vain for your friends to realize how awesome he is. Even if you think he's the greatest thing since fried plantain.
Why can't you see how awesome he is?!!


9. He'll have a few friends you don't really like, and a few that you do. But you'll just give him advice and let him make his life choices.
Because you understand that only the person who wears the shoe, knows where it pinches...


10. One day he will discover that older brothers buy their younger brothers things - and your life will never remain the same again.
You have now entered one chance.


11. You and he will understand each other. Sometimes even without needing to speak a word for the entire day. Everything will just fall into place.



12. He will look up to you. A lot. Even if he denies it. And you'll secretly hope that he'll do much better with his time and life decisions than you did when you were younger - and you know he will, if he really puts his mind to it.
But you'll probably just let him stay in his lane for a few more years. lmao.


13. You will want to teach him everything. From how to use a computer properly, to how to make girls fall in love so hard that they wont know which way is up or down anymore.
But he won't listen. He'll think he knows everything - the same way you used to.


14. He will grow up faster than you can control. Grow hair on his chin (one single hair mind you), have a scary deep voice and simply not want to play with you any longer.
Peter pan is only in stories...


15. But you will love him. So much. You won't know how to tell him in a way that won't be weird and creepily mushy to you both, so you'll just write a blog post about it.
haha....

(Don't forget to share to all the people you know who have a younger brother - THEY NEED THIS)
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12 comments:

Uche Vera said...

Awwwww πŸ˜πŸ‘
So true
My Lil bro was my remote buddy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š
Den wen we watched cartoons
Now his into Soccer mtchewww ⚽ πŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
I still love him shaaa

Madu obinna said...

I swear xpecially that one when fine galz wil b like,"Obyno,dis ur broda fine pass u. C how u com wowo." God,just kill me!!

Unknown said...

Soo true 😊

The Ritz said...

Lol, wait until you see mine😁 My younger brother has this very special ability of getting under my skin

Kitan said...

Messing with your stuff, pulling attention, collecting your clothes.. We have to balance out with a lil bullying πŸ˜‚ it's another way of showing love

Fikunayomi said...

This applies to younger sisters too. so so true. 😁

Jamike Ekennia-Ebeh said...

Ikr. That's cute o. We have to love them no matter what 😁😁

Jamike Ekennia-Ebeh said...

Ah.
You'll tell us your story someday o πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

Jamike Ekennia-Ebeh said...

Lool.
Such outright admittance πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Jamike Ekennia-Ebeh said...

Lol.
Don't die o πŸ˜‚
Biko

I_AM_Chidi said...

Wow bro, I know it's really awful that I'm just reading this now. Its a really great article. P.S: I need to know d girls that tell u I'm cuter than you😁

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwwwww