Medical School Exposed!!

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So on the 23rd of June, The University of Benin decided to startup this years edition of stories from medical school (9ja edition) to show the world what actually goes on in these hospitals that are churning out highly trained doctors of international standard.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Gender neutral human beings. This is our story.

Like this unfortunate turn of events, for someone who could not succeed in his scamming

 Or this person who was honestly pained....

And this person who learnt a very painful lesson

 And this honest review of what we all know to be true..

 This honestly ridiculous clerking, that reminds of us our humble beginnings, because they told us to "report all information"

 This true story about all our phone galleries...

 This painful lesson that taught us about trust and the importance of reading everything anyway

 This secret thought that goes through our minds every MB exam

 This true story about overdo human beings in med school

 This annoying occurrence that has caused us real frustration

This hush-hush real life experiences we're careful about 

 This funny clerking for newcomers...

 This thing that actually applies to every department in any university

Well.... most of the time anyway. Not when exam will soon reach.

This eye-opener when you thought you've "seen it all" 

 This painful lesson that forces people to clerk no matter what

You want to be happy you left the ward round, but you know there will be mighty repercussions later, so your day is ruined.

 This regular occurrence, in exams that were set in apparent anger...

Extensively revisit the embryology of the nail, and comparitvely discuss it's clinical relevance in symptomatology - Compulsory Question.

This question that is in the form of prayer... 

 This honest, honest truth

Honestly. Are your village people doing you?

 This thing that was done to you, and that you are doing to others....

This sadly humorous, yet fearfully true depiction... 

This sentence that seems to come with the job of lecturing... 

 This incident that will calm you down and make you slightly happy even in failure...

 This reality of the situation

 This life-threatening sentence

 This thing that should not happen in my exam.

 This turning point that tries to kill hope...

 This great evil done to the sons of man.

 This thing that people do when you have nothing to give them

 This unfair annoyance...

At least they called na.... Right? Right?

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