Eleven Types of Nigerian Visitors

1. The ones who come to ask you if you 'remember them'.

"I carried you when you were small"

2. The ones who come to brag how long they've known your parent.

"I'm the one who taught him to whistle African Queen". Oh, ok... yay.

3. The ones that come to eat food

Is this house a fastfood restaurant?

4. The ones that repeatedly come to ask for money

Why don't you ever come to return the money sef.

5. The ones that come to take up everyone's time and energy in their so called "visit".

This isn't why I was born into this world.

6. The ones who come to help your parents shout at, and beat you

Funke!! So you have boyfriend!!?

7. The ones that you actually wish would stay longer 

(You are rare. You are a blessing. You can have the malt in my fridge. Take everything. Please come back. I need you.)

8. The ones who bring money and gifts sometimes.

You deserve some accolades!

9. The ones that bring food, that your parents will never let you eat.

Abeg...How are they going to poison this Hollandia?

10. The ones that will carry home the food, snacks and drinks you give them.

Wawu...

11. The ones that you just don't like, and you don't really have a very good or tangible reason for it.

God. These people have come again....

[Did we do justice to this? What do you think about this post? Feel free to add any more that we missed, or tell us how we did in the comments section]

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